The drug dealer - part 2

We landed in Bangkok and as usual went through the normal processes of getting through to the carousel eventually, and guess who came along and started to speak to us. - yes the germ in the next seat.  He started to explain that he was from Berlin and had done some traveling before and got all his holiday together to go again this time. Then he started to reveal all about our flight - it vould appear zat eat was I'm zat ad nicked ze pouch, ( now I can't keep that up for long but now you are into ze germ langage mentally you just translate for me)  zo he tells us that he was  first on the plane, and in my seat there was a flight document and a pouch, which being a nosey little brute he decided to look inside at which point he established that it was loaded with lots of cash - a lot!!!! So he worked through his experiences and knowledge of travelling and came to the conclusion that the plane had probably been roaming around India before we picked it up and he knew that there were drug dealers working internationally from India and also that there was much money laundering.   His conclusion was that either one of these could have left the pouch on the plane by mistake ( yeh right!).  So he decided to as we say 'av a bit' and put it in his pocket - yes the coat pocket that he was fumbling around with throughout the flight. Then after the search and the announcement he changed his mind and thought it must be something to do with the stewardesses so he gets it out of his pocket again and then has a secret meeting with the girls behind the curtain and admitted that he had the pouch. The crew were obviously over the moon and told him that the loss of the pouch meant that they would all have been sacked so he was pleased that he had saved them that fate but disappointed that the money had gone - he was already planning what to do with it.  Hey ho not to be. As for us it just goes to show that cheap flights can be fun - sort of - drug dealers and money launderers leaving money on a plane my arse - what planet is Wolfgang on??